Semi Daily Rantings of a Grammar Queen

I will admit it. I hate bad grammar!! I think it makes you sound unintelligent. But I also hate to be rude, so I never correct the (sometimes truly awful!) things I see on FB. So, I created a blog to rant about that, and whatever else I feel like ranting about. Be warned: if I see something on FB worth ranting about, I will do so. I will never use names, I'm not that mean! It is meant to be funny, so if you have thin skin (and bad grammar), this is not the place for you :)

Monday, March 25, 2013

Holy Run-on Sentence Batman!

I have one specific person on my Facebook who never uses any punctuation. Her posts read like this: "kids are driving my crazy wish I could go out ribs for dinner no oven need to grill them wish it was warm out again Girl Scout cookies in soon can't wait for the weekend husband being mean again wish I had a job"

It takes all of my willpower to not write "Holy run on sentence Batman!" on every one of her posts. Sometimes I have to read them several times before I understand each sentence. I know that it's "just Facebook" and not a huge deal, but it makes reading anything she posts difficult. Is it really THAT hard to stick a comma in between your thoughts? Perhaps I should just put "Dafuq?!" on her statuses. That'll show her ;)